Friday, February 13, 2009

Who’s your Broty? Angel is your motha’f’in’ BROTY bi-atch!

That’s right, Angel is competing for the title of Best Roller Of The Year (B.R.O.T.Y). He’s got mad rolling skills and is often called the “FLASH” both because he rolls balls at unfathomable speeds and because he sometimes flashes a little nipple when he’s rolling well. So, come one, come all and support your favorite Ball Buster and MVP Ball Buster as he rolls for it all next Sunday February 22nd at ACE Bar. I leave you with a little Angel the Broty theme song. You open fire on those balls Angel! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bring It Yankskees!!!

Bring it on Yankskees because we are going to bring the pain tonight. And just to prove we’re serious, we’re going to name our rolling hands like the fighting Irish name their fists! We’re going to be so super annoying with our celebration dances that even Chad (Ocho Cinco) Johnson will have embarrassment chills run through his body. We’re going to win!!!! Here is just a taste of what you’ll witness tonight! 8:30-9:30pm vs. Yankskees

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Tonight let’s show everyone what our balls are made of!

Blood, steel sweat and sometimes tears are what OUR balls are made of. That’s what enabled us to move out of last place last week and into lucky slot number 18. And that’s what’s gonna take us to the top tonight baby! Angel, you just keep working your magic and working at getting your cherries back as often as you can. Matt, you start calling those hundos like you’re the motha f’n Babe of Skee. Tara, you keep bringing the spirit and I’ll try to bring a little something more to the team then my extensive knowledge of movie quotes and skee ball lingo! Lets roll some balls!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This Just In…The Highest Roller In Our Division Is (Drum Roll) ANGEL!!!!!!

That’s right, and he’s on our team!!! It was a Ball Busting night last night Angel nailed a Full Circle, got his Cherry back and (wait for it) WE WON! Angel topped the charts again and is THE Highest Scoring Roller in the Wednesday night division. Matt is the Highest Hundo Roller and Emily is glad she picked some Ball Busting biatches to bring her the big “W.” Was it the warm December night or the magic of the team finally being reunited? Or was it the Two Boots pizza or the shots? Or maybe it’s the sweet as new shirts! (thanks Matt). Anywho, bring on the next game because the Ball Busters are ready!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A New Day Is Upon Us, A Day Of Ball Buster Reckoning!

On this day of Ball Buster Reckoning, I find myself turning to the eloquent words of Jules from the movie Pulp Fiction… “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my (Ball Buster) brothers. And you will know my name is the (Ball Busters) when I lay my (Skeeball) vengeance upon thee.”

Today is the day that we will come together as a team like the guys in Cool Runnings but draw on our individual strengths like the Power Rangers do. Angel will roll his lightening fastballs until he gets all his cherries back. Matt will use his long rubberman limbs to put each and every ball gently into the hundred point holes for which they are destined to fill. And Emily will summon up her best talking shit moxie and center her steely cold focus on the 40’s and 50’s. The spirit of Jules will surely be with us today…“Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?”

Let’s hear it For The Girl!!!!!!

Angela (aka Balls-to-the-wall-ela) took her skills to the ramp last week in style! look at that form!!! Eat your heart out Jolie! It was the first match of the Skeeson and it was a little bit of a rough start as our bodies re-acclimated to the ball holding, coddling and releasing formations but in true Ball Buster style, we ended the match being …..consistent! Yes, we lost….buuuuuuuut the first game is a warm up game. Right? Right? Despite the “L” we did have some high scores with Angel taking a “High Roller” standing and Matt topping the “Frame High” and “Hundo” chart. Look out Hundo Bloom because Hundo-Bloom-Eating-Matt is comin’ for ya!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Viva La Ruptura da Bolas! And Viva Portugal!

La Ruptura da Bolas (that’s Portuguese for Ball Busters) kicked ass in the Rollympics. The Portuguese people are probably still praising our names and celebrating our tremendous win last Wednesday night. No need to do a double take, you read it correctly. We finally got our first legitimate “W” of the skeeson. In fact, we increased our score by such a huge margin that the officials labored over our score sheet looking for a calculation error. But they found nothing. One bystander suggested we were taking performance-enhancing drugs but they found nothing. La Ruptura da Bollas were merely lifted up by the support of the Portuguese people who only asked that we spread our wings and soar. And…we did. Angel took back his Cherry AGAIN and Matt kicked ass line driving down the middle. Emily sunk a couple of hundreds and Angela was the ultimate Superfan and Portuguese liaison. Check out the pictures and watch the Rollympics Opening Ceremony. Good luck tonight Ball Busters – just pretend that the Portuguese people are right there rolling with you tonight!

Rollympics Opening Ceremony (Watch as Angel rolls the ceremonial first ball for our country)