This Just In…The Highest Roller In Our Division Is (Drum Roll) ANGEL!!!!!!

That’s right, and he’s on our team!!! It was a Ball Busting night last night Angel nailed a Full Circle, got his Cherry back and (wait for it) WE WON! Angel topped the charts again and is THE Highest Scoring Roller in the Wednesday night division. Matt is the Highest Hundo Roller and Emily is glad she picked some Ball Busting biatches to bring her the big “W.” Was it the warm December night or the magic of the team finally being reunited? Or was it the Two Boots pizza or the shots? Or maybe it’s the sweet as new shirts! (thanks Matt). Anywho, bring on the next game because the Ball Busters are ready!!!

A New Day Is Upon Us, A Day Of Ball Buster Reckoning!

On this day of Ball Buster Reckoning, I find myself turning to the eloquent words of Jules from the movie Pulp Fiction… “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my (Ball Buster) brothers. And you will know my name is the (Ball Busters) when I lay my (Skeeball) vengeance upon thee.”

Today is the day that we will come together as a team like the guys in Cool Runnings but draw on our individual strengths like the Power Rangers do. Angel will roll his lightening fastballs until he gets all his cherries back. Matt will use his long rubberman limbs to put each and every ball gently into the hundred point holes for which they are destined to fill. And Emily will summon up her best talking shit moxie and center her steely cold focus on the 40’s and 50’s. The spirit of Jules will surely be with us today…“Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?”

Let’s hear it For The Girl!!!!!!

Angela (aka Balls-to-the-wall-ela) took her skills to the ramp last week in style! look at that form!!! Eat your heart out Jolie! It was the first match of the Skeeson and it was a little bit of a rough start as our bodies re-acclimated to the ball holding, coddling and releasing formations but in true Ball Buster style, we ended the match being …..consistent! Yes, we lost….buuuuuuuut the first game is a warm up game. Right? Right? Despite the “L” we did have some high scores with Angel taking a “High Roller” standing and Matt topping the “Frame High” and “Hundo” chart. Look out Hundo Bloom because Hundo-Bloom-Eating-Matt is comin’ for ya!